Sooner or later you're dead, sooner for
the lucky ones my Sunday School teacher
says since it's that much quicker you go to
Heaven if you've been good of course and read
your Bible and pray and get saved and all
that other stuff we learn at church so
I asked her if I could kill myself to
get to Heaven but she said nope, that leads
to Hell, then I asked her what if someone
kills me and she said Heaven's more likely
if that happens, sure, so then I asked her
if she'd kill me but not tell anyone
and of course I wouldn't, neither, being
dead but she laughed and said Get serious,
Gale and I said I am, in self-defense.
--Gale Acuff
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